1995年 对黄家来说是不平凡的一年 1995, has been a big year for the Huang family.
我们从华盛顿搬去奥兰多 We moved from D.C. To Orlando
因为我老爸想开一间他自己的餐厅 because of my dad wanted to open his own restaurant.
放开吃吧 宝贝们 Eat up, my babies.
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但我哥哥艾迪不开心 ...but my brother eddie wasn't happy.
这里全是白人 'lot of white folks here.'
但另一个哥哥埃默里却混的 My brother emery
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如鱼得水 Made friends easily, though.
爱情万岁 'i love love.'
猜猜谁成为了地产经纪人 And guess who became a real-estate agent.
你老妈我 'your mommy, that's who.
砰 Boom!'
不管怎样 暑假快乐 Anyway, have a good summer, curtis.
你的盆友 埃文·黄 Your friend, evan huang."
这个该写谁呢 And who do I make this out to?
真想不到你都快毕业了 I can't believe you're graduating.
超级期待 So stoked --
我的高中生活 暑假跟老妈在一起 For high school, to spend the summer with my mom.
她在雷迪森酒店当DJ She deejays at the radisson.
噢 不错 Oh. Good for her.
祝贺大家成功熬过七年级 GOOD LUCK SURVIVING THE 7th GRADE NEXT YEAR.
回见 See you around the neighborhood.
噢 你要是纹身了怎么办呢 Oh! What if you got a tattoo?
那可不好 No good --
说不定哪天我皈依犹太教了 I might want to be jewish someday.
大伙在说什么呐 What are you guys talking about?
暑假 Summer vacation.
下学年可得穿戴一新啊 We have to come back next year wearing fresh gear
或者有牛可吹 Or with an awesome story.
不然午饭时就只有跟看门人坐在一起了 Or we'll be stuck eating lunch with the janitor all year.
你们知道他在写部关于新泽西的音乐剧吗 Did you know he's writing a musical about new jersey?
你们总会知道的 'cause you will.
吹牛得有根据 Better have proof to back up your story,
不然你会跟说假话的凯特安德森一个下场 Or you'll wind up like "Fake" Kate anderson.
我们去了多莱坞 我看见了多莉之家 And we walked into dollywood, and I saw dolly's house.
大话精 纪念品呢 Liar! Where are your souvenirs?
她最终在圣诞节去了多莱坞 She eventually went to dollywood over christmas break,
但为时已晚 But it was too late.
我早知道这回事了 我想好了 Yo, I know this already. I'm set.
你一家人一起去度假吗 Is your family going on vacation?
哦 你真逗 Ohh, that's funny.
我用之前在我爹餐馆 I used the money I made working weekends
挣的钱买了点宝贝 At my dad's restaurant to buy something awesome.
这么说吧 我已经准备好在秋季学期大展身手了 Let's just say I'm pumped for the fall.
最新95锐步气囊鞋 # yeah # new '95 reebok pumps.
瞅瞅 Check it.
神奇啊 科学 Magic. Science.
七年级第一天我就要秀一秀 I'MMA SHOW UP ON THE FIRST DAY OF 7th GRADE
全新出场 Fresh as hell.
整个暑假你打算干嘛 So, what are you gonna do all summer?
躺在沙发上 You are looking at it.
MTV暂停一下我们要插播一条爆炸新闻 We interrupt this music video with breaking news.
约翰·斯托克顿被发现脚穿最新锐步气囊鞋 John stockton has been seen wearing reebok pumps.
我重复一下约翰·斯托克顿被发现脚穿最新锐步气囊鞋 I repeat, john stockton has been seen wearing reebok pumps.
加把劲 小子 Come on, son!
最好把鞋送给你老爹或者你的白人邻居 Better give those to your dad or your white neighbor,
因为这鞋已经过气了 'cause they over.
劳动节快乐 小子 Happy labor day, hunter.
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你用不着这么多西装 You don't need so many suits.
会议只有两天 The convention is only two days.
所有的经营商大人物都会去的 All the franchise power players are gonna be there.
翻译 花卷儿
我得闪亮登场 I need to make a good impression.
翻译 小伍
谁是路易斯·黄 "Which one's louis huang?
噢 他就是那个穿着鲨鱼皮西装的牛排店主 Oh, he's the steakhouse owner in the sharkskin suit."
翻译 蛋挞
或者那个“中国佬” Or "He's the chinese guy."
翻译 九月
“穿着鲨鱼皮西装” In the sharkskin suit.
校对 Bunny
妈咪 猜猜怎么着 Mommy, guess what.
我最后一颗乳牙松了 My last baby tooth is loose.
压制 yummy
哦看来牙仙又要 Oh, looks like it's time for another visit
时间轴 Bunny
来找你了 From the tooth fairy.
埃文 打扫打扫房间吧 牙仙 Evan, clean your room. The tooth fairy.
我期待着牙仙的建设性意见 I look forward to the fairy's constructive criticism.
妈咪 什么时候能去为上学买点东西啊 Mom, when can we go back-to-school shopping?
现在 Right now!
埃默里 这儿有些埃迪的旧衣服 Emery, here's eddie's old clothes.
埃文 这儿是埃默里的 Evan, here's emery's.
我有些好东西 I've got some good stuff in there.
你会喜欢的 You're gonna love it.
神马玩意儿 What are these?
不再穿魔术贴了 你们长这么大可以系鞋带了 No more velcro. You're old enough for laces now.
感谢海外录制人员
不再穿魔术贴了 你的最后一颗乳牙都 No more velcro, your last baby tooth --
祝贺你 你是大孩子了 Congratulations. You're in the big-kid club.
但我还是宝宝呢 埃文宝宝 But I'm the baby. "Baby evan"?
这是我的招牌 It's my brand.
总监 Bunny
妈咪 求求你了 我需要返校新装备 Mom, I'm begging you -- I need new school gear.
只有一周了 我还啥都没有呢 It starts in a week, and I have nothing!
我已经给你买了新T恤了 I already bought you new t-shirts for school,
你喜欢的那种 有黑人在上面的 The kind you like -- with black men on them.
这些黑人不是说唱歌手 These guys aren't rappers!
打折的只有这个 They were the gangsters of the sales bin.
杰西卡 我的背带找不到了 Jessica, I can't find my suspenders.
在柜子里 In the closet!
准备好去读书俱乐部了吗 Ready for book club?
酒和书 White wine and "Misery"!
那是夏布利酒 别生气 It's chablis. Don't be pissed.
谢谢 好吧 Thank you. Okay.
我都还没开始呢 I haven't even started it.
工作还有家里的事 With work and the house
孩子们整个暑假都在家里 我 And then the kids being home all summer, I just --
你知道 你应该想想自己清净清净了 You know, you should really think about getting away.
你知道我不能离开他们 亲 I can't just leave them, honey.
虽然 我也想过 Although, I have thought about it --
带个小包包就离开 Just packing a bag and just getting out of here.
在得克萨斯南边有个小镇 There's this town in south texas.
我可以去那画画 弄条圣伯纳犬 I would paint portraits, get a st. Bernard,
改装一辆美国肌肉车 Rebuild a muscle car.
不 我没叫你抛夫弃子 N-no. I didn't mean you should abandon your family.
我的意思是可以带他们一起度个假 I meant you should just consider taking them
一起度个假 On a little vacation.
度假 Vacation.
你真搞笑 You're funny.
路易斯和我不是度假的人 Louis and I don't believe in vacations.
嘿 老板 我们有假期吗 Hey, boss, do we get vacation days?
你有工作的每一天都是假期 不会穷死节 Your job is a vacation -- from poverty.
我还是找不到我的背带 I still can't find my suspenders!
背带 Suspender --
中产阶级必备 Working-man accessory.
商业人士形象 Holds up the business.
路易斯 你的背带就在这儿 Louis, your suspenders are right here,
靠着你的 Next to your --
出差吗 So, big business trip, huh?
全国特许经营商大会 National franchise convention --
弗罗里达中部最大的会议 Biggest in central florida.
据说汉堡大叔就是在那 They say that's where the burger man
成为汉堡王的 Became the burger king.
好吧 如果是出差 Okay, so, if this is a business trip,
为什么带泳裤 Why did you pack your swimsuit?
酒店有个泳池 There's a pool at the hotel,
很多会就在酒店开 And a lot of meetings happen there.
用来放松背部 To put under my back.
整天会议都得站着呢 I'll be on my feet all day long at seminars.
全部都在鳄鱼世界开 And it's being held at gator world?
在弗罗里达那个鳄鱼世界吗 Gator world, the home of the scariest ride
狂野人士之家 死亡过山车 In florida, "The death roll"?!
#跳吧 跳吧 鳄鱼们# # jumpin', bumpin', thrivin' gators #
#鳄鱼表演好好看# # rides and shows and alligators #
#带上家人一起来吧# # grab the family, come on down #
#使劲游呀游 小心沉下去# # you better swim, or you might drown #
这个能拯救我的七年级 THIS IS GONNA SAVE MY ENTIRE 7th GRADE YEAR!
我们能不能能不能能不能 去鳄鱼世界度假 Can we please, please, please go on vacation to gator world?
我记得我们不度假的 路易斯 I thought we didn't believe in vacations, louis?
没有假期 是出差 公干 This isn't a vacation. It's a business trip.
会议在紧邻鳄鱼世界的一个酒店开 The conference is at the hotel next to gator world.
跟公园本身没啥关系 It has nothing to do with the park itself.
好吧 Okay, fine.
如果是出差 If this is a business trip,
那你不会介意我跟着吧 Then you won't mind if we come with you.
当然如果你想的话 Yeah, if you want.
但我整天都是连轴转的会 But I'll be in back-to-back seminars all day.
别担心 我们会自娱自乐 Oh, we can entertain ourselves.
大家伙 整理行装 Everybody, pack your bags.
我们集体家庭出差 We're going on a family business trip.
耶 Yeah!
耶 Yeah.
死亡过山车 听上去很残暴 "The death roll"? Sounds like a violent ride.
这就是重点啊 小子 That's the point, son.
如果你活下来了 If you live,
你就会得到一件印着“我战胜了死亡过山车”的T恤 You get an "I survived 'the death roll'" T-shirt.
这不就是我完美度过七年级的关键吗 THAT'S MY KEY TO FLOSSIN' THROUGH 7th GRADE.
噢 多好啊 我的朋友来和我道别了 Oh, how sweet. Some of my friends have come to say bye to me.
我会每天给你写信的 I'll write you every day.
#鳄鱼世界 自由翱翔# Eddie and Grandma: # OFF I-4, GATOR WORLD, COME AND SOAR #
#嚼呀 嚼呀 鳄鱼世界# # chomp, chomp, gator world #
这些家伙不是一起来开会的 These guys aren't with the convention.
肯定是大学生 Must be college kids.
特许经营人都到齐啦 Franchisees in the house!
欢迎来到鳄鱼酒店度假胜地 Welcome to gator world hotel and resort.
我是鳄鱼卡罗尔 有什么能帮您的吗 I'm gator carol. How can I help you today?
嗨 有一个路易斯·黄的预订 Hi. Reservation for louis huang.
请问您是几个人住这间房呢 And how many people will be staying in the room?
请问在不用被征收额外费用的条件下 How many people are allowed to stay in the room
最多可以住多少人呢 Before we incur an additional charge?
两个大人和两个小孩 Two adults and two children.
我们就是这么多人 That's how many will be staying in the room.
这两个是游客 家人都在这边 These two are just visitors -- family in the area.
我们只是刚好聊聊天 We're just catching up.
嗯 Mm.
好吧 如果你们是前来开会的 Well, if you're staying with the conference,
你们可以把房间升级到行政套房 Then you can upgrade to the executive suite
只需要加二十美金 For just $20 more.
我知道 但是我们不想 谢谢 I bet we can. No, thank you.
看 他们就是这样宰你的 一堆额外收费 See, that's how they get you -- all these additional fees.
好吧 黄先生 Okay, mr. Huang.
我看到你预订了一个水疗服务 I see you've booked a spa massage
和一顿琼卡牛排餐厅的晚餐 And a dinner reservation at csonka's steakhouse?
不 不 你肯定搞错了 N-no, that's a mistake.
好吧 Okay.
但是记录显示您之前打过电话 It shows here that you called ahead
预订了一份顶级牛肋排的尾部 To request the end cut of the prime rib?
嗯 从没有过 肯定是别人订的 Mm...nope, must be someone else.
您还把您的信用卡和驾照复印件 You faxed over a copy of your credit card
传真过来保留预订 And your driver's license to hold the reservation.
数据漏洞 Data breach.
肯定是信息泄露了 Clear identity theft.
鳄鱼拉莫内会帮您把包提上去 好吗 Gator ramone can take your bags. Okay.
噢 我知道你就是想这样 Oh, I know what you want.
提包小费 对吧 不用了 谢谢 Dollar-dollar bag, right? No, thank you.
我们自己来 We are fine.
妈咪 抱 抱 Mommy, bao-bao.
抱你 你自己能走的 Pick you up? You can walk.
抱抱 Bao-bao.
我们要让每一分钱都花得物超所值 We are gonna get our money's worth.
#嘿 小傻瓜 我知道你听到了我的电话# # hey, little suckers, I know you hear me callin' #
#在你那弱爆了低底盘凯迪拉克上# # on the hood of your wick-wack low-ridin' cadillac #
-#就像是 你知道的# -我们绝不能吃亏 # act like, you know # and we are not gonna be suckers.
#鲁班也不敢在我面前弄斧# # the masta ace don't play when it comes to my bass #
#啊啊啊 快来听 宝贝 快来听 快来听# # aahhhh, check it out, baby, check it out, y'all #
#快来听 宝贝 快来听 快来听# # check it out, baby, check it out, y'all #
#快来听 宝贝# # check it out, baby #
#我生来就是这么屌# # I was born to roll #
妈妈 我们现在可以去鳄鱼世界了吗 Mom, can we go to gator world now?
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噢 我猜你不能来了 路易斯 Oh, I guess you won't be able to come, louis,
因为你的工作太忙了 Because you'll be too busy with business.
没错 工作太忙了 That's right. Lots of business.
还是说你想我帮你打给车管局 Do you want me to call the dmv for you,
信用卡公司 The credit-card company --
你知道的 你的信息不是泄露了吗 You know, about your identity theft?
嗯 好啊 那就多谢你了 Um, yeah. That'll be great.
只要你不介意回到家后要交本地电话费 As long as you don't mind paying for local calls.
那就等回家再打 When we get home, then.
嗯 好的 Hm, okay.
嘿 我是鳄鱼奥克塔维奥 要毛巾吗 Hi. I'm gator octavio. Towel?
噢 所以你就能收我们毛巾费是吗 Oh, so you can charge us a towel-rental fee?
不需要了 谢谢 No, thank you.
我们可以用上帝赐予的毛巾 阳光 We will be using god's towel -- the sun.
你走吧 Go.
皮蛋拌豆腐 Thousand-year-old black egg with tofu
以及仙草冻饮料 And grass jelly drink.
等二十分钟再去游泳池 Wait 20 minutes to go in the pool.
看她们 晒得这么黑
降低价值啊
妈妈 我们什么时候可以去鳄鱼世界啊 Mom, when can we go to gator world?
我说过了 待会 I said, "Later."
嗯 如果你们要外带食物进来 Um, if you're gonna bring outside food here,
我就要多收费哦 I have to charge you.
我们现在就走 Now -- we can go now.
嚼啊 嚼啊 鳄鱼世界 Chomp, chomp, gator world.
嘿 麻烦帮帮这里 Hey, help here, please.
出示门票 Tickets.
我们是酒店住客 We're staying in the hotel.
酒店和我们是分开的 Hotel is separate.
要进公园就要买票 You got to buy tickets to get into the park.
除了我们身残志坚的朋友 Except for our handi-capable friends --
你可以免门票 You can come on in for free.
好吧 门票多少钱 Fine. How much are tickets?
大人55美元 小朋友45美元 $55 for adults. $45 for kids.
如果你带自家猫来喂鳄鱼 有两美元优惠 $2 off if you bring your own cat to feed to the gators.
太可笑了 That's ridiculous.
傻子才会付这么多钱呢 What kind of sucker would pay those inflated prices?
我要一份二十美元的香辣鸡翅 I'll have an order of the $20 hot wings
再上多一轮淡啤 And another round of bud lights.
再加多几元钱的话 For a few dollars more,
你就能加大杯哟 You can upgrade to the collector cups.
嗯 Mm...
就这么办 Do it.
五岁以下的孩子免费 Kids 5 and under get in free.
他们都不到五岁 They're all 5 and under.
这两个不到五岁 These two are 5 and under.
这个孩子不到五岁 This one is 5 and under.
精神可嘉 孩子 Nice try, kid.
可是你穿的是系带的运动鞋 But you're wearing sneakers with laces.
你眼神真好 鳄鱼丹 Good eye, gator dan.
什么东西都绕不过你对吧 Can't get anything past this guy.
但是妈妈 我想去坐过山车 But, mom, I need to go on that ride!
好 淡定 我们这就去坐 Okay, calm down. We'll go on a ride.
C停车场 Parking lot "C."
鳄鱼停车场 Parking lot "Crocodile."
C停车场 Parking lot "C."
这跟坐那里面的过山车一样有意思 This is just as fun as any ride in there.
啊 Aah!
哇哦 Whoo!
然后我说 嘿 我并不需要 And then I said, "Hey, I don't need
你的纳税建议 斯科蒂·皮蓬 Your tax advice, scottie pippen."
你们在这干什么呢 What are you doing here?!
梅兰妮 杰西卡 路易斯 Melanie! Jessica! Louise?!
贝利卡 珍妮丝 格洛丽亚 Rebecca! Janice! Gloria!
我以为你应该会在会议中心 I thought you were supposed to be at the convention center.
哦是啊 嗯 我的几个朋友来了 他们 Oh, heh, well, uh, some of the guys here, they --
你毁了我的假期 You are ruining my vacation!
我就知道你是在度假 我就知道 I knew this was a vacation! I knew it!
好吧 你逮着我了 杰西卡 你赢了 Well, you got me, jessica. You win.
一年里只有这两天 我能喝点酒 For two days a year, I drink bud lights,
打打网球 吃点鸡翅 Play tennis, and eat hot wings.
我们搬到白人区以后你变得越来越不务正业了 Moving to the white suburbs has made you soft.
我一直都不务正业 Woman, I've been soft!
我已经去过很多次商务旅行了 I've been taking business trips for years,
自从我在华盛顿史蒂夫的家具店工作开始 Ever since I worked at steve's furniture store in d.C. --
费城的床垫博览会 特拉华州的书橱展览 The mattress expo in philly, the credenza-con in delaware.
蒙特利尔的家具研讨会 The upholstery seminars in montreal?
是的 Oui.
儿子们 我要和你们妈妈谈谈 回房间去 Boys, your mother and I need to talk. Go to your rooms.
我没告诉你这事是因为我知道 I didn't tell you because I know...
你觉得度假就是浪费生命 ...you think vacations are a waste of time.
对 我以为你也是这么想的 Well, I thought you thought that, too!
我需要放假 Well, I need this.
放假的时候我能给自己充充电 A couple days away recharges me.
这就是我能一直这么有活力的原因 It's how I stay so positive.
你觉得我并不需要休息吗 Oh, so, you think I don't need a break, too?
我们的区别就在于 我根本不能完完全全的放松几天 The difference is I can't just check out for a few days
否则我们的整个家就会垮掉 Or our whole family would fall apart!
不是这样的 That's not true.
你可以少管我们一点 You can loosen the reins a little.
-我们都会很好的 -不 这只是你的想法 We'll be fine. No, that's what you think.
-可如果我这么做了 -哦 会怎样 But if I do -- oh. What?
我们会更挥霍一些 多花点钱 We splurge a bit? Spend a little money?
我们负担得起的 We can afford to.
这就是度假的一部分 It's a part of being on vacation.
接着说 老大 Preach it, big man.
你想想 我们一直都在努力工作 Look, we work hard all year,
没人比你更辛苦了 No one harder than you.
就放松一天吧 Just let go for a day and relax.
我不知道要怎么放松 I don't know how to relax.
这就好像在浪费时间 It seems like a waste of time.
我可以腌点肉或者开开车 I could be marinating meat or driving.
很简单 我来告诉你 It's easy. I'll show you.
首先 First...
-哦 啊 -哦不不不不 OH, AAH -- Louis: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
不不不不别动 No, no, no, no, no.
我知道这是免费的 但这里面冷的跟广寒宫一样 I know it's free, but it's freezing in here.
你看 享受生活是假期的一部分 You see, a part of being on vacation is enjoying yourself.
我去给你预定一个水疗 I'm gonna book you a massage at the spa.
不 不要 No, don't! Uhp-bup!
少管一点事情 记得吗 Loosen the reins, remember?
让我来处理 Let me handle this.
现在 穿上你的浴袍和拖鞋 Now, you put on the hotel robe and slippers.
去呀 Go on.
儿子们 Boys.
记得你们妈妈烧了的那张纸吗 Remember that piece of paper your mother burned?
那东西叫客房服务菜单 That's something called room service.
我来教你们怎么用它 I'm gonna show you how it works.
爸爸 我可以去鳄鱼世界吗 Dad, can I go to gator world?
当然可以 Of course you can.
现在我来负责安排我们的假期 I'm in charge of the vacation now.
哇哦 Whoo!
我想留在这里了解一下客房服务 I want to stay here and learn room service.
很好 That's fine.
我可以自己去 I can go by myself.
那个公园就在街对面 The park's just across the street.
嗯 我十一岁的时候就会开公交车了 Well, I drove a bus when I was 11,
所以我同意 So I'm fine with that.
埃文 你呢 What about you, evan?
有什么关系呢 What does it matter?
我们穿着没有魔术贴的鞋子每走一步 Every step we take in our non-velcro shoes
就离死亡近了一步 Is another step towards the grave.
很好 埃文也留在房间里 Great, so evan will stay here, too.
欢迎光临 杰西卡 Welcome, jessica.
现在在我们开始之前 Now, before we get started,
你有没有哪些地方受伤了... Do you have any injuries that --
噢 Oh.
嗯 你趴在按摩垫之前应该 Um, you're supposed to take your clothes off
先把衣服脱了 Before you get under the sheet.
为什么 这样你就好搜我的口袋了么 Why? So you can go through my pockets?
你是在抓着你的手提袋吗 Are you holding your purse?
是的 Yes.
我来帮你拿开手提袋 好吗 I'm just gonna take your purse, okay?
-不好 -我把它放在旁边的地上 -No. -And I'm gonna put it right here on the floor
这样你可以透过脸洞看到它 So you can see it through your face hole.
放手吧 杰西卡 Just let go, jessica.
-我不能 我不能放手 -放手吧 -I can't. I can't let go! -Just let go.
我不 I ca--
谢谢 Thank you.
然后播放 And press.
是约翰·泰斯的歌吗 Is that john tesh?
不是 是一段座头鲸唱歌时的水下录音 No, it's an underwater recording of humpback whales singing.
鲸鱼为什么要唱歌 Why would whales be singing?
为了表达它们的喜悦 To communicate their joy.
你会做些什么来愉悦自己呢 杰西卡 What do you do for joy, jessica?
我微控我的家庭 I micromanage my family.
嗯 我觉得鲸鱼因自由而快乐 Well, I think the whales are happy because they're free.
但是它们那么肥 But they're so fat.
在海里不算什么 Not in the sea.
在水下它们都很轻 Underwater, they're weightless --
轻盈又自由 Weightless and free.
它们是自由的 They are free.
好好享受 There we go.
它们唱歌 They sing...
因为它们快乐又自由 Because they are happy and free.
我想... 你站到我手提包前面一点了 I want to -- you're standing in front of my purse a little.
我看不见它了 I can't see it.
噢 抱歉 Oh. Sorry.
好多了 谢谢 That's better. Thank you.
要的就是这件T恤 Just need that t-shirt.
约翰·泰斯 不错嘛 John tesh. Nice.
我猜你很享受你的按摩 I take it you enjoyed your massage.
我爱度假 I love being on vacation.
要是我们不用回家就好了 I just wish we didn't have to go home.
嗯 这样你才会知道自己有多享受 Well, that's how you know you enjoyed yourself.
现在你回房间好好泡个澡 Now, you head up to the room and take a long bath.
我来结账 I'll check out for us.
真为你骄傲 I'm proud of you.
你学会了怎么放松 You learned how to relax.
这他妈是什么东西 What the hell is this?!
您的账单出了什么问题吗 Is there a problem with your bill?
我的账单当然出问题了 Of course there's something wrong with my bill!
为什么这么高 Why is it so high?!
嗯 是六个人的 先生 Well, it is for six people, sir.
额外住宿费 酒店服务费 分担费 "A-a additional occupancy fee, resort fee, share fee"?
噢 这是我们的隐性费用 Oh, those are our hidden fees.
这样我们才能宰您啊 That's how we get ya!
嗯 池边美发费 六十美金是什么回事 Well, what's a -- $60 for a poolside hairdo?
哼嗯 Hm.
干掉了
我的小金发葡萄干
隐性费用 他们就是这样宰你的 Hidden fees. That's how they get you.
我没有算费用 我在度假 I didn't do the math! I'm on vacation!
我也在度假 所以我没法保护你不上当 So am I, so I couldn't protect you from this.
你在替我们把关 所以我才不用操心 You're watching out for us so I don't have to.
因为有你 我才能做我自己 I can be me because I have you.
把账单给我 Give me the bill.
你好 Hello.
嗯 我刚看了一遍我们的账单 So, I was just going through our bill,
而且我们将不会支付任何一项你们的隐性费用 And we will not be paying any of your hidden fees.
女士 你不能选择你支付哪部分 Ma'am, you can't choose what part you pay.
是的 我能 Yes, I can.
告诉他们发生什么了 宝贝 Tell them what happened, baby.
我在泳池边跑 I was running by the pool
因为他们没有救生员在场 'cause there's no lifeguard on duty.
-也没有张贴标识 -也没有张贴标识 -And no posted signage. -And no posted signage.
然后我就摔倒了 And I fell.
然后我的一颗牙齿摔飞了 And my tooth was knocked out of my head.
噢 我的天呐 Oh, my god.
你的账单里没有包含我孩子毁容的费用 Your bill didn't include my child-disfigurement fee.
我就是这么赢你们的 And that's how I get you.
噢 我们也有三A级信用 打个九折吧 Oh, we also have aaa, so it's another 10% off.
难以置信 你竟然能让酒店少收钱了 I can't believe you got the hotel charges reduced.
你完全是另一个级别啊 You are on a different level.
好样的 宝贝 Good job, my baby.
谢谢 妈咪 Thanks, mommy.
宝贝回来啦 The baby is back.
这是真的吗 你真的 Was that true? Did you
在泳池边摔倒了然后把牙摔飞了吗 really fall by the pool and lose your tooth?
不是 是妈妈用手拔掉的 No. Mom ripped it out with her hands.
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我死了 然后他们把我扛回来了 I died, and they brought me back!
啊 鬼才去呢 Aw, hell no!
嗯 我们在海岸上跳水 So, we were cliff-diving off the coast
当我在水里看到它们的时候 鲨鱼们 When I saw them in the water -- sharks.
我抓住我的鱼叉 I grabbed my harpoon --
伙计 那就像颗小孩的乳齿 Dude, that's, like, a baby tooth.
什么 才不是 What? No.
这是颗锤头鲨的牙齿 It's a tooth from a hammerhead shark.
它们更小 也更平滑 They're smaller a-and flatter.
更像只“婴儿头”鲨 More like a "Babyhead" Shark.
“婴儿头” "Babyhead."
好吧 好吧 Okay, fine.
我这个暑假什么也没做 I didn't do anything this summer
除了干坐着和玩电子游戏 Except for sit around and play video games.
-那挺酷的 -妮可 -That's cool. -Nicole?
你在这干嘛呢 What are you doing here?
我得再读一年八年级 I have to repeat the 8th grade.
和我妈妈派对太多了还旷了暑期学校 Partied too much with my mom and blew off summer school.
真希望我没像你那样 Wish I'd done nothing like you.
你认识这个小孩 You know this kid?
是的 他是我朋友 Yeah, he's my friend.
你就在家乖乖待着 挺好的 You just chilled at home. I like it.
你就像 "乖宝"艾迪 You're like... "Chill" Eddie.
"拦住我" "Somebody stop me!"
拦住你干什么 From what?
不是 什么 不 是 No, what -- no. It's...
"抽烟" "Smokin'!"
《变相怪杰》 The Mask.
金·凯瑞 Jim Carrey,
"抽烟" "Smokin'!"